Today we contemplate moving in with Tom Brady and whether or not people mistake us for Beyoncé. You know, all the life-changing tweets you may not have seen in your feed.
@johnjannuzzi: Really want a house that has multiple wings, separated by hemisphere.
Just move in with Tom Brady and Gisele. His pre-season: sprinting from wing to wing.
@Devon_Jack: Someone on my instagram literally broke their onion rings to make the Chanel logo. Like, can you chill.
Chanel branded by flabby onions? Coco must be rolling over in her grave.
@DemetriMartin: Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
But preferably not on the subway or in other small spaces, thank you.
@MollieinSeattle: Holy stressful day I think someone just backed a tow truck up on me.
Well, you saved yourself a phone call if you need to get to the nearest auto shop.
@BlairEadieBEE: “There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.” – Robert Brault
So let’s plan on mini cupcakes and something fizzy every day at 4, okay?
What’d we miss? Leave your favorite tweets of the week in the comments below, or tweet us, of course: @ruelala.
By Katie Stinchfield, Senior Staff Writer
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